Tha MonkeyClan of the Angry Monkey (FFXI)
Malkier
Submitted by Milotheshort on Mon, 04/17/2006 - 02:22.

ok here's an update... i know some of you really love malk, or at least i gather some of you do... As you may or may not know i'm good friends with him in RL... its how i first teamed up with Clan AM. We all know he had to retire his character because of outside forces (dramatic music, thunder). Well just yesterday he accompanied myself and golagres to a sushi bar, where we talked about alot of things (including his first experience with the unique Japanese cuisine). Then he flat out asked if gol and i would play his character since he is unable too... We thought about it for a while and agreed. So in the month of May don't be surprised to see malkier's name once again appear in the LS list and golagres's leave... for the month of May golagres will be assuming the role of malkier... i offered to take up the crafting aspects time permitting... So if malk doesn't act quite how you remember its because he's not... but fear not! He assures us all he will triumphantly return.

the funnest phrase had to be the following...

While i was downing some Gunga Maki (tabiko)... golagres lets out a a weak grunt... coughs then turns towards malk and myself... picks up a piece of sole... downs the slice then upon swallowing promptly says, "I have so many status effect right now i think my head is gonna explode!"

needless to say we lost it.

This post is kinduv three fold... if you care to you can read on....

PART II : RETURN OF THE SHADOW

many moons ago a friend of mine and gol's in real life decided to play ffxi... we decided it would be the best thing for him because we now live 4hrs away. My friend id DH... he is a sweet and kind soul, but because of his disability can have a temper at times, especially if he feels he is being provoked... he had to quit ffxi, but i got a call from him yesterday saying that he might start play again because he misses hanging out with gol and myself... since i tend to be in clan now more than any other ls, i will give him a pearl if he starts game play again... please show patience with him.

Lastly: I know many of you might not fully understand gol's or my sense of humor... I'd like to say sometimes it might seem like we are saying something vindictively or what not... but most of the time its sarcasm... Though this is not the only thing we do... like mentioned above... Golagres is my brother, and Malkier, kadamas, and durraur are all rl friends... We have what some might consider more extreme humor (always in fun thought) Kadamus and i decide one day to parody the over use of the hand-shake as a common greeting... so we hump each other in public... most ppl would take offense to it, but its just our little way of turning the world up-side down and dropping it on its head. By no means are we just your typical lunk heads either... i'm sure if you actual engaged ne of us in a conversation you could have quite an interesting and intelligent one...

For the record:
Kadamas - Bio-medical Engineer
Golagres - Computer and Electrical Engineer
Durrar - IT and IT systems Professional
Malkier - Robotics (next year Mechanical Engineering)
Myself - Biology -> emphasis immunology and bacteriology (yes i often play with things that make you sick LMAO)
- Philosophy

But the one thing we do is try and out quote each other so i'll give some incite here:

Read the following:
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
The restaurant at the end of the universe
Everybody Poops
The divine Comedy (Dante's inferno)

See:
Anything Kevin Smith -> CLerk's the animated series
Anything Quentin Tarrentino
Way of the Gun
Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels
Snatch
UHF
Rambo First Blood
Anything Star Wars
Anything Indiana Jones
TMNT
SLC Punk
Spun
Seven Samurai

Flash it:
Pru and Fins: As Vand'ila Turns (3 episodes)
Metal Gear Awsome
Anything legendary Frog
Group X Song (Mario Twins)
End of the World
Crab Battle

Play It:
MGS Series
Half-Life Series - side note the Lambda does not mean half-life in scientific notation, we'll laugh at you if you tell it does, don't know how many times i heard that one... Lambda means wave length which is used to produce a decay constant.
Mario Series
Ballon Fight
Zero Wing
Phalanx
Space Quest

this is just a condensed list but you'll start seeing the pattern LMAO
Well what evers
lata
-milo

Malkier

So when is the RL Malkier coming back to play FFXI?

Malkier's Great Return

The real malk maybe visiting us soon and may hope on to say hello then. As for his final return, Thats up to him. My guess would be sometime in September. That's when he'll start Living near us all again. If I remember I can ask him.

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