Kaliv showed me this site, which is linked on the LightsTemplar website. It is a blog of a FFXI GM. You really should go here and read some of it. Read below for his Saturday, April 22, 2006 post as an example of what's in store for you ^_^

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So, this morning I was doing my usual server maintenance (read: turning servers on and off at random), when I got a GM call from a player.

A player named Sefferoth.

GM Call Description: I'm too stupid to live. Feed me to a dragon.

So I seem to be missing my Summoner...

Elvaan, not too bright (in that he used to keep his friends informed but no longer, apparently), maybe level 64 or 65, used to drop around from time-to-time, now missing for several days.

Went by the name of Avayr, may now be using an alias? It's possible the Aht Urhgan authorities are after him for some kind of illicit public display (I hear the Empress is rather strict about these kinds of things).

1,000 gil to those who have a concrete sighting in the past two days (Wed, Thur) or the coming two days (Fri, Sat).

=^_^=